Stress Paul

The only co-worker you’ll ever need!

Meet Stress Paul, the stress ball, the answer to your daily dose of work-related anxiety. Boss got you down? Cracking like an egg under the weight of those deadlines? Want to just wring someone’s neck but can’t take the time off work to go to prison? Then this is why you need Stress Paul! He will gladly take whatever you can dish out—squeeze out all that pent-up aggression on him—he doesn’t mind. He’s actually a co-worker who’s glad to accommodate you!

Your computer freezing, the printer inexplicably telling you there’s a paper jam even after you’ve rid the entire thing of paper, your boss pushing you for those reports he said he didn’t need until next week but now needs them yesterday—all of this, not to mention a countless array of other scenarios, puts a sometimes unmanageable strain on your day. You want to crush the computer, shatter the printer and do much more horrible things to that slave driver you work for. But you want to keep your job, too. And so, you find a friend in Stress Paul and, all of a sudden, your day isn’t so bad because he’s let you release all that tension in a therapeutic manner that lets you relieve stress…and keep your job! How did you ever make it through a day at work without him?

Stress Paul is friends with Dead Fred, Splat Stan and several other fiendishly fun flat liners from Suck UK that will tickle your morbid side. Collect them all and gather a gang of ghoulish decorations for your home and office that are truly to die for!

Splat Stan

He really despised tabletop stains!

Splat Stans is a dedicated fellow. He was a butler in life and he met his demise trying to protect that beautiful oaken coffee table from any unsightly rings left by your mug. Talk about service above self! He’s still practicing his profession post-mortem!

With Splat Stan on your desk everybody in your office will know not to cross you lest they be crushed under your mighty…coffee cup, just like poor old Splat Stan. Some people may think this drink coaster to be a little morbid and you to be a little twisted but you don’t need to flatter (get it? Flatter!) their delicate sensibilities by opting for a fancy lace doily or something.

If you’ve ever seen a drink coaster with more style, personality, or is just as much fun as Splat Stan, we’d like to see. Ha! We didn’t think so! No, this is a one-of-a-kind desktop item that will add a bit of macabre style wherever he is laid to rest.

You can collect all of Splat Stan’s flat lining friends, as well. Dead Fred, Hanging Harry, Book Mark and more! Each one has its own particular niche that it’s designed for and the whole collection will make sure you have a ghastly good addition to any living room, kitchen or office space.