He really despised tabletop stains!
Splat Stans is a dedicated fellow. He was a butler in life and he met
his demise trying to protect that beautiful oaken coffee table from
any unsightly rings left by your mug. Talk about service above self!
He’s still practicing his profession post-mortem!
With Splat Stan on your desk everybody in your office will know not
to cross you lest they be crushed under your mighty…coffee cup, just
like poor old Splat Stan. Some people may think this drink coaster to be
a little morbid and you to be a little twisted but you don’t need to
flatter (get it? Flatter!) their delicate sensibilities by opting for a
fancy lace doily or something.
If you’ve ever seen a drink coaster with more style, personality, or
is just as much fun as Splat Stan, we’d like to see. Ha! We didn’t
think so! No, this is a one-of-a-kind desktop item that will add a bit
of macabre style wherever he is laid to rest.
You can collect all of Splat Stan’s flat lining friends, as well.
Dead Fred, Hanging Harry, Book Mark and more! Each one has its own
particular niche that it’s designed for and the whole collection will
make sure you have a ghastly good addition to any living room, kitchen
or office space.
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