AntWorks TvQuarium

One channel, always something to watch!

The AntWorks TvQuarium is a cutting edge ant colony that will have you turning in your plasma screen and LCD televisions. Instead of watching mindless “reality” shows and wasting all your monthly texts to vote for the hapless underdog, you can spend your evenings watching a real reality show, one produced by Nature. You could even call it the “BachellorAnt” if you want to, although it’s more suited for the nature channels—only there’s no monotone narrator lulling you to sleep. Quite the opposite, inquisitive minds both young and old will hardly be able to pull their eyes away from the amazing show coming through the screen on the TvQuarium.

Offset by a black rectangular border, and illuminated by blue LEDs, the AntWorks TvQuarium’s “screen” shines like most brilliant television on the market and is the window to a whole new world of your viewing pleasure. For once you tune in, you won’t care that you only get one station on the TvQuarium because you’ll never want to watch anything else! You’ll delight as the ants dig their way through the blue gel, creating an intricate network of tunnels on which they build their awe-inspiring society.

The NASA-designed gel inside the AntWorks TvQuarium, in which the ants live and breathe (do ants breathe?), also happens to be their food source, providing the little creatures with all the food water and nutrients every ant needs to grow big and strong.

So don’t waste anymore time (and brain power) watching “unscripted” television just because you delight in other people’s shame and misery. The AntWorks TvQuarium makes for a great educational gift for children, who will feel like they’re watching television, and will provide just as much entertainment for adults, who will feel good their kids aren’t rotting their minds out watching cartoons.

Levitron CherryWood

A touch of style and a touch of class…science class that is.

The Levitron CherryWood is all class and the most elegant version of the Levitron Floating Top! You’ve always wanted an office decorated with the finest furniture but as it is, you work out of your garage and use a folding poker table for a desk. But there is still hope for you to turn that cobweb covered cave into a stylish little office and you can start by picking up a Levitron CherryWood, an amazing desktop item that will awe your coworkers and offer some fine distraction to the everyday tedium of work.

Every desk needs a little pizzazz, a little panache, some élan and elegance. Whatever you want to call it, that little something special you’re looking for can be found in the Levitron CherryWood. Its cherry wood finish makes it a beautiful addition to any workspace and its brass leveling legs make for a fine accent to the beautiful base.

But the real beauty of the Levitron CherryWood rests in the awe-inspiring, anti-gravity dance it puts on above an open-center base. It uses neodymium iron boron permanent magnets, housed in the wood base, to hoist the little top to surprising heights above the hole and keep it suspended there to dazzle onlookers. Just give the top a spin and watch it take off!

It is a wonder of magnetism and physics. The polar magnets of the top and base grapple with each other, as well as gravity, to make it float. And to keep it aloft in this magnetic field, the top spins gyroscopically to prevent it from tipping over. With enough practice with the Levitron CherryWood, you’ll be able to achieve fantastic heights and greater float times.

Levitron Revolution EZ Float

Fascinations has released a new version of  The Levitron Revolution Features EZ. If you don’t already know, this is a magnetic levitating platform that allows you to levitate your own objects, no strings attached! This has got to be the coolest things that money can buy! This new version allows you to levitate heavier objects, uses a smaller levitating base, and is able to slowly rotate the hovering object. The magnetic hover disc can float objects up to 13 ounces in mid-air, while white accent LEDs spotlight your models, jewelry, memorabilia and other display pieces. Our most advanced levitation device yet. The Levitron Revolution Features EZ Float technology to make levitaing your favorite collectibles a snap!

Desktop Robot Vacuum Cleaner

Be the envy of the office with your very own vacuuming robot!  This cool Robo Vacuum will make short work of crumbs, eraser debris and other messes.  Easy to use and easy to clean, no desktop-residing dust bunny will be safe from this voracious vacuum.  Did we mention it looks like a robot ???

Airzooka Air Gun

Shoot the breeze!

The AirZooka is an air rifle in every sense of the word. But it doesn't fire potentially dangerous BBs or pellets or even those annoying little yellow plastic buggers that are so much fun to torment friends and family with. The AirZooka hurls a blast of air towards unsuspecting targets, making for a fun game that's even safer than dodge ball!
Essentially a big, tapered cone, the AirZooka is a long-range weapon that is not only less-than-lethal, it's less-than-painful. But still, it can be a shade over annoying if you're being pelted with big gusts of air all day and not knowing where they're coming from! Although the fun can be unlimited if you're the sniping with the power of the zephyr!
To work the AirZooka simply gather your target in your sights, pull back on the elastic launcher as you would a bow and release. In a matter of seconds a 4 ½ liter vortex of air will come crashing into it. Mess up that pretty boy's hair, send the anal-retentive coworker's papers scattering about the office or extinguish that putrid scented candle your wife lights up every night! The possibilities are endless and with the Air Strike, you can wage an all-out war on whatever annoys you with a touch as gentle as a summer breeze!

Airzooka is also great fun for dogs and cats! Well, actually all the fun is had by you - but it is a very effective, safe and humane way to keep fluffy and fido off of the furniture.

Stress Paul

The only co-worker you’ll ever need!

Meet Stress Paul, the stress ball, the answer to your daily dose of work-related anxiety. Boss got you down? Cracking like an egg under the weight of those deadlines? Want to just wring someone’s neck but can’t take the time off work to go to prison? Then this is why you need Stress Paul! He will gladly take whatever you can dish out—squeeze out all that pent-up aggression on him—he doesn’t mind. He’s actually a co-worker who’s glad to accommodate you!

Your computer freezing, the printer inexplicably telling you there’s a paper jam even after you’ve rid the entire thing of paper, your boss pushing you for those reports he said he didn’t need until next week but now needs them yesterday—all of this, not to mention a countless array of other scenarios, puts a sometimes unmanageable strain on your day. You want to crush the computer, shatter the printer and do much more horrible things to that slave driver you work for. But you want to keep your job, too. And so, you find a friend in Stress Paul and, all of a sudden, your day isn’t so bad because he’s let you release all that tension in a therapeutic manner that lets you relieve stress…and keep your job! How did you ever make it through a day at work without him?

Stress Paul is friends with Dead Fred, Splat Stan and several other fiendishly fun flat liners from Suck UK that will tickle your morbid side. Collect them all and gather a gang of ghoulish decorations for your home and office that are truly to die for!

Splat Stan

He really despised tabletop stains!

Splat Stans is a dedicated fellow. He was a butler in life and he met his demise trying to protect that beautiful oaken coffee table from any unsightly rings left by your mug. Talk about service above self! He’s still practicing his profession post-mortem!

With Splat Stan on your desk everybody in your office will know not to cross you lest they be crushed under your mighty…coffee cup, just like poor old Splat Stan. Some people may think this drink coaster to be a little morbid and you to be a little twisted but you don’t need to flatter (get it? Flatter!) their delicate sensibilities by opting for a fancy lace doily or something.

If you’ve ever seen a drink coaster with more style, personality, or is just as much fun as Splat Stan, we’d like to see. Ha! We didn’t think so! No, this is a one-of-a-kind desktop item that will add a bit of macabre style wherever he is laid to rest.

You can collect all of Splat Stan’s flat lining friends, as well. Dead Fred, Hanging Harry, Book Mark and more! Each one has its own particular niche that it’s designed for and the whole collection will make sure you have a ghastly good addition to any living room, kitchen or office space.